uk sex study: halle berry’s multiple-orgasm face allows men to ejaculate 3x faster than control group

halle berry
i just tried mb
at first i was scared
and then petrified
you had billy bob thornton
between your thighs
the cock in my mouth
was getting soft
but then you came hard
and it popped
your multiple-orgasm face
worked just like they say
jack made wet my dry throat
bleated like a damn goat
and we set a new hand speed record
so i want to say thanks
to you
hottieberry
for your beautiful fuck face
and to you
three scientists in the uk
for making my sex life
more efficient

lindsay lohan’s breasts are no longer speaking to each other

lindsay lohan
like afghanistan
your mountain peaks
bare
pock marked they sheen
covered with blood sweat and semen
heroin
is your only friend
your dark holes
you wish us believe
uninhabited
but they are secretly teeming with men
in and out
the lie
girlfriend
is dead
like jack s cock
the truth will come hard
and
like your thighs
spread